16.12.05

Friday, & th weekend starts right here, yayyyyyy...
Begin with some skanking ska tunes, Rockstar from 4 Man Bob, & bang we're away..  Hang onto your hats cause here we go.. 
Totally break format with 'Mistress for Christmas' by AC/DC, come on it's Christmas, get some spirit in ya...   Quick world news Elvis impersonator & Blues Brother steals car, woman loses 300 pound by cutting out doughnuts, NZ mockumentary still going great guns..
Try & get Ben at the Coffee Cart for the morning funny but all we get is the answerphone, twice..  Onto a boffin track, See All by Zainetica then to the phone to call the Doctor with no tan, the brilliant boffin man, Mark in London..
Big talk about the explosions over in the UK of the 6th biggest petroleum holdin place blew up, loads of funny stories, quite wonderful really, HUGE explosion & no one hurt.. Apparently there were a lot of Chrissy parties & people though it was part of the hangover..  General talk of life in the UK, warmest winter ever, Chrissy decorations up etc..  He promises to have a special Christmas track ready for us by next Fridays show..
Say gd'bye, must of cost us a fortune, & into Clear Blue Sky by none other than Mark himself, aka Zainetica..
Thanks to Nick for filling in for me yesterday, movie review & whats on at State Cinema 6 from memory becuase they haven't got the movies online...  Finsh with old school Lyrical Technicians from Master Pilot,  & wow the batteries run out 30 seconds into it.. Such is life, have a LOFI weekend..

15.12.05

Thursday, Paul away so Gareth ran solo, if you heard the show you tell me what it was like...

14.12.05

Wednesday, it's the middle of the week & we're ready for anything but  'middle of the road' kinda show...
Wow, Gareth's rested up, enough sleep for once.. We're ontime, on schedule & raring to go... Begin with a morning moan about Richmond, where the new sign tells us "It's all good"... then into Bruce Melton with his poppy Oh Yeah..
Miss Katink texts us, but with no suit for the LOFI makeover we say it's a no show..  Quick fire funny text and into Waste of  Magic by Grand Atlantic, it's very much a poppy Wednesday..
We get Bens answerphone message instead of the morning joke, bugger it..  Then quick world news, Aussies still rioting over racial issues, Supermans "super" package is digitally removed so it won't distaract the eye up there on the BIG screen & Tea may ward off Ovarian cancer, then into Stylees Blings from Master Pilot..
Miss Katinka a no show & packin a sulk with us, oh well...   Mifune gets the solid beat going again with 98 with DJ..
Miss Katinka does arrive in, finally..
  We review the beautiful silk shirt that she's wearing & confirm that Bill will be in next week for the LOFI makeover..
Mr Boinkin then hits us with track 3.. Good old style manky beats from the king of chopped up beats n tunes..
Miss Katinka is bullied into geting ready to sing us an original tune, or possibly a Christmas Carol, yayyyy, after telling us how much she hates them..  Into some punk with Not OK and Last pLace in the Race to Die..
Not sure what happened then cause i was downstairs making a coffee thanks to mr humphries.. Came back upstairs to The Visited, then a conversation about online dating & female predators.. Finish off with Bens acoustic number...  Have a goody...

13.12.05

Tuesday, the 2nd day of the rest of our lives, yep see why that's never been used as a cliche.. Anyways, looks like Gareth's running late this morning.. Ohh here he is..
Start with a quick news review, Michael Campbell wins more on golf tour, American  lesbian bikers copyright "Dykes on Bikes", Pele thinks Aussie can beat Brazil in World Cup, & Tubby Warne wins BBC award for overseas personality of the year..
Bruce Melton warms us up with Flame...  Substitute teacher in America arrested for snorting Coke, guess th students dobd him in cause he wouldn't share..  It's then My Way by Mifune to give us all a bit of a charge for the morning..
We then decide to Boffin it out with Zainetica & "Clear blue sky" after about 5 minutes of inane pheromone talk..  Then into The Visited for Reality..
Zeroes and Ones, then Heath answers our call for a text  & we play the first bit of Snoopys Xmas, just kidding & it's into Colonels Domain from Master Pilot..
More rantings & ravings then onto random for a track from Mr Boinkin aptly named Track 9 (we gotta get more of the titles as we're goin)  Time to go, tune in tomorrow for the 1st LOFI makeover, we get to put Bill in a suit, that is if Miss Kainka does remember to turn up...
Have a goody ..

12.12.05

Monday, the 1st day of the rest of our lives, & other wanky statements to get the week started... 
No talk to start, straight into Fu Dred Dub by Agent Alvin while Gareth is breaking land speed records trying to be back before the track finishes, hahaha
Good mornin to everyone & then some chilled jazzy tunes from Lo Tek with their aptly named Track 4, must get the song titles off the boys real soon... 
World news round up, Kite flying banned in Pakistan, Black Caps make history (for good reasons this time), film review on Spielbergs latest project about the 72 Munich games hostage crisis...
Master Pilot wake us up with Boom Boom...
Then time to call ben at the Coffee Cart for the mornin joke... As always entertaining, hear about Britney the lovely goat & his spring clean.. Joke was short, very short but still funny.. But strangely it was quite PC, & didn't offend anyone, oh well there's always tomorrow...

Superhero from Mother Guru kicks in with some Rock and Not OK's Last Place in the Race To Die introduces some good ol fashioned punk to the show..
More news on prison escape using chopper, World Cup Footy draw, a few technical problems , to be expected on a Monday, then into more inane chatter & a few minor screw ups..  Finish off with La De Dah by Deluxe....